Its times like this that I realize just how little what I do matters. I will never reach this level. See the first Zonda R video below. Thanks JayHundred for the link!

http://www.evo.co.uk/videos/planetevovideos/234015/zonda_r.html

Turn your sound up. The Zonda R is incredible!

First off, I must give props to Jalopnik for amusing me greatly with their “Doing It Wrong V3″. This picture I took from their gallery, which contains other examples of tragic/comedic greatness.

http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/doingwrongv3/

For my chosen example (due to my love of Pagani and their Zonda), I’ve selected what I dub the CorZonda. Although the owner was creative in achieving what he did with the rear of the car, it is a complete disaster from my eyes. Here’s some food for the haters…I present you with the CorZonda.

 

For anyone who claims to have a passion for high technology, innovation, craftsmanship, and/or peerless quality – the Zonda R is essential viewing. It is no surprise to regulars here that Pagani is my favorite maker of automobiles. Although their past models are already legendary, Pagani felt the need to make a racing version that is even more hardcore!

The usual suspects are here on this crazy creation by Horacio Pagani…

Titanium – Check

Dry Carbon – Check

Titanium Carbon Fiber !?!?!? – Check

That’s right…I talked about this on the blog last summer, but this car does indeed utilize a carbon fiber and titanium composite mix that Pagani invented and patented. Although I cant see it in the pictures, I trust that somehow it is there.

Anyway, this car is pure art, pure sex and pure performance…my words are really meaningless when put side by side with the pictures.

This is off topic but definitely relevant. Horacio Pagani runs Italy’s Modena Design, a legendary carbon fiber production factory and of course he also runs Pagani the automobile company repsonsible for my favorite production car the Zonda F. Horacio is also responsible for this incredible piece of functional art! For approximately  $190,000 USD it can be bought.

2000 watts of power, two record players and a cd player are included. Plus look at the Zonda exhaust pipe design for the bass!!!

I’m 3 days late on this post (which in blog/internet days is = 5 years)

The Pagani Zonda is still my favorite car. You know a car is incredible when it can be painted in a color as horrible as this and by some miracle still look respectable.